I Am The Master Secret Keeper :)

Written by secretkeeper

small-town-usa-secret-keeper I could bore you with secrets of myself, which are all untold and held but by a few trusted people in this world, but alas, I digress. I shall indulge in the deep, dark secrets of a small town usa, a town where lawyers meet after hours to discuss which case will win or lose, where the pastor of a sleepy church coverts by night with his mistress in the church parking lot, and where naughty neighbors stroke themselves in daylight to the view of a sun kissed beauty.

The secrets which I know, I hold them wide eyed and bushy tailed, tales I can tell and shall tell, for fun, for pure pleasure of knowing. I possess the power of entertaining such drooling people on the edge of their chairs, gripping their armrests, wondering if its them I am gossiping on about.

Let’s talk of the neighbors. A housewife, alone and on facebook, receives a message from her neighbor, that lives behind her. They have never spoken, and have lived there for a year, however the moment her facebook online status appears, he is messaging her saying he knows her hubby works night, he works night with him, would she play with him in the day.

His wife has just had twins, the wife befriends the neighbors wife, and she babysits her twins for her, while during the day, as the wife goes and grocery shops, her hubby "asleep" from working nightshift, the naughty neighbor wife is giving him pleasure beyond belief, there is no clue.

The naughty wife is ferociously nice to the other wife, all the while f*cking her husband's brains out. Nobody knows , nobody ever finds out. Meanwhile on Sunday mornings in the church house, with a smile on his face, the man goes with his wife and twins to the church and continues his facade, constantly waiting for his next sexcapade. The naughty wife next door actually becomes his facebook folly as they look for married couples together to chat up, one distracting the wife, the other the husband, as they each move on to their next married cheat. This is small town secret, number one. Facebook. It’s the best thing to finding out all secrets. More secrets soon....enjoy.