Confessions Of A Sex Addict

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i_am_a_sex_addictThere are many advantages to being a woman sex addict.  The best one is you can get your big "O" on almost anywhere without getting caught. 

I once got a DUI when I was 23 and had to stay a weekend at the YMCA (Oh how I love going to the Y!!) sleeping on cots with about 7 or 8 other women.  I managed to get myself off several times laying on my tummy smack dab in the middle of several other cots of women every night.  I didn't even make any noise on that squeaky cot!  I don't think anyone noticed or maybe they were busy doing their own thing. 

Several years later I was working for a major communications company in Philadelphia, PA in two buildings they nick named "The Twin Towers".  I worked monitoring the Internet outages and for the most part third shift my whole 10 years there.  I wasn't getting any satisfaction from my partner at home so instead of fooling around on her, I took matters in my own hands so to speak. 

Every night I would arrive to work about 45 minutes early and find the nearest conference room that was dark and unlocked. They were all pretty small with just a meeting table and 8 to 10 chairs.  The doors wouldn't lock from the inside and people slept in them on their lunch breaks on 3rd shift, so I always ran the risk of some dork walking in on my moment of personal pleasure.  For that risk I would throw my jacket over me like I was sleeping. 

Over the years I managed to self pleasure myself in every conference room on 3 floors of both buildings.  I only got walked in on a couple times and they would just say "sorry" and close the door.  I was doing it before work, during lunch and both breaks. One morning they decided to have a meeting in the very conference room I had occupied doing my dirty deed just a few hours before. 

As my boss looked at me and asked "why do you have that crap eating grin on your face dear?"  I wanted so bad to say "Because you’re sitting in the chair I just came in a couple hours ago!"  I guess some office activity should be kept to myself. 


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0 #3 You make me horny!RatFinkFive0 2011-01-11 08:47
I masturbated on the front pew (is that what the seats are called?)of a church once after hours...i even masturbated to porn in one of the church office's on a couple of different occasions, i came so BAD WORD in good! I love the thrill :)
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0 #2 Just Crazyfirewriter 2010-07-01 18:41
I wouldn't say it took guts. Just a glorious desire to waste company time with dangerous antics!
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+1 #1 GreatJust_My_Thoughts 2010-07-01 13:34
Your work related sexual experience beats mine. Wish I would have had the guts to do that.
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