Confessions Of A Sex Addict
Written by Lisa Booth
There are many advantages to being a woman sex addict. The best one is you can get your big "O" on almost anywhere without getting caught.
I once got a DUI when I was 23 and had to stay a weekend at the YMCA (Oh how I love going to the Y!!) sleeping on cots with about 7 or 8 other women. I managed to get myself off several times laying on my tummy smack dab in the middle of several other cots of women every night. I didn't even make any noise on that squeaky cot! I don't think anyone noticed or maybe they were busy doing their own thing.
Several years later I was working for a major communications company in Philadelphia, PA in two buildings they nick named "The Twin Towers". I worked monitoring the Internet outages and for the most part third shift my whole 10 years there. I wasn't getting any satisfaction from my partner at home so instead of fooling around on her, I took matters in my own hands so to speak.
Every night I would arrive to work about 45 minutes early and find the nearest conference room that was dark and unlocked. They were all pretty small with just a meeting table and 8 to 10 chairs. The doors wouldn't lock from the inside and people slept in them on their lunch breaks on 3rd shift, so I always ran the risk of some dork walking in on my moment of personal pleasure. For that risk I would throw my jacket over me like I was sleeping.
Over the years I managed to self pleasure myself in every conference room on 3 floors of both buildings. I only got walked in on a couple times and they would just say "sorry" and close the door. I was doing it before work, during lunch and both breaks. One morning they decided to have a meeting in the very conference room I had occupied doing my dirty deed just a few hours before.
As my boss looked at me and asked "why do you have that crap eating grin on your face dear?" I wanted so bad to say "Because you’re sitting in the chair I just came in a couple hours ago!" I guess some office activity should be kept to myself.
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