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Secret Sauce

Written by fred

Ok this is my first secret to tell so I will start off slow and easy....

I love myself in public sometimes, I cannot help it sometimes. I just need to get it out or people just turn me on. I love love myself a lot. I have done it just about every place I have been...

I once was over at my two best friends place and we all got drunk one night playing cards. We ordered pizza and just pigged out. Well they made me really mad that night and I really wanted to get even, so later that night after everyone went to sleep, I decided to go to the kitchen and love myself all over the pizza..

But I was still drunk, so the following morning we all got up and I forgot all about it.

They came down stairs grabbed the pizza and heated it up. I was watching TV and not paying attention to what they were doing. Next thing I know, I turn around and they both were eating the pizza, and that’s when it all came back to me of what I did...

So I looked really hard at the slices they had, to see if they ate it, and yes they did. All I could see is something really slimey on top of it, and when they left I checked the rest of the pizza and of course they ate the only two slices that it was on.

So there is my first story of something I don't feel guilty about but is still really funny.

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