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Secret # 2: Facebook Shopping

Written by Littletownsecretkeeper

There was a circle of friends, all from my same sleepy town...who stayed up at night to play on Facebook, while their husbands worked away at a certain workplace, or some of their husbands were in bed, ignorantly snoring thinking their wives had insomnia. This circle of friends would stay up, chat up other married men on Facebook, to who they were friends of their wives, to try to arrange a meeting or two. They called this activity *shopping*. Their statuses would appear as such statements as Jill is excited about going shopping later.....or Jill needs to go shopping NOW!

People would innocently comment under these statuses with such things as yeah, me too, I could shop now...never knowing what kind of shopping they had intended to do, did not involve money at all. The circle of friends used the term Walmart, when they were talking about the next shopping fix and such statuses would say *going shopping at Walmart...ugh....or need to go to Walmart now.....sometimes another friend from the circle would comment under the status saying, “how about Macys, that’s a better store than Walmart" and then others in the circle would go under the status with their LOLs and what have you. They would tell their husbands each time before they were off to meet a new sexual encounter 'honey, I’m going to Walmart' and then they would rush in Walmart, hair wild and hose with runs in them, to grab one or two items not needed, just so they could prove their Walmart trip was unsuccessful in the material sense.......

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