A Favor For a Friend

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crackheadSo the other day...no that's not how it should start.... My best friend and I had stopped talking for about ten years over a girl he was dating. I didn't approve (it wasn't my place to do such a thing but oh well) He didn't care. I moved away and didn't even see Him any more.

My wife and I had to move back to my parents house last year and he found out, so he naturally came to see me. We pretty much picked up where we left off. It was almost like old times again. We caused some trouble, raised a little hell, and had some good times.

Well the girl new he was dating is a con artist. She convinced Him to fake a lease with her so they could scam the state to get food stamps. They started having threesome's and smoking crack. I had asked Him how he could be so thick headed and all he said was he liked it. Sick. One day he came home and she was porking their new boyfriend by herself! A fight broke out, the law was called, she showed the cops the "lease" and got Him kicked out. No one, it seems but me, saw it coming. When he left he didn't take anything at all.

He calls me the other day and asks me to go and get his stuff for Him. Something in me didn't even question it. I agreed and went straight to his house. I called his ex and told her another friend was offering 5 perk 30s for a ride.(that's 150$ for those who don't know) I watched them leave, went to the door and knocked just to make sure they weren't there. The door was locked so I kicked it in, with his permission, I pull the air conditioner out of the window, I put clothing in boxes, i loaded up everything that wasn't nailed down.

Or so i thought. I went home and was repacking the car when I got a phone call. He wanted me to go back and get his pictures! Naturally I did. The door was locked again?!?! That told me someone had come home found the door unlocked relocked it and left again. I powered through it once again. this time I grabbed the pictures and even her clothing. I wanted to really hurt her. I broke almost everything she had stolen from the local stores. I was grabbing the last three bags of clothing when they came home. The next thing you know their coming in the house and calling the police.

Game over right? Nope. As we are waiting on the po po to show up and haul me away those crack heads are trying to make deals with me. They wanted me to get them some drugs and they would let me go! Wanted me to have a threesome with them and score some crack for them and it would be all good. NOT. I don't cheat on my wife, I don't do crack, and I'm sure not gonna get them drugs. What do they take me for. Well anyway the cops show up. She wants to press charges. The cop gets my side of the story and tells me if I can get the person that told me to do this he will arrest Him and not me.

I call my friend and he finds a ride. The cop ,having a hard time controlling the so called victems, had to detain me. He was good enough to roll the windows all the way down so I could get some air. The next thing I know my friend shows up! Hes not alone. He brought about 15 or 20 people with Him! Now this poor cop has a gang of people to deal with. all these people came to support me! I was so touched! They made her look sooooo bad that he had them unload my car, wouldn't let her press charges on me, told her it was not burglary, and let me go!!! Wow how bad do you have to make someone look that a cop wont let them press charges on the person that robbed them? My guess is pretty bad! I guess the moral of the story is don't look like a crack head? I laughed all the way home.  

 


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0 #2 yeacaseyneopet 2010-09-08 17:20
im a monster im not proud of the things iv done in my life and dont deserve to be with someone like my wife she deserves better than me i know this and am suprised we have lasted as long as we have i love the guy alot we have known each other for so long its just safe but i also love my wife maby its just me im weak i dont know what els to say
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0 #1 What???N/A 2010-07-24 10:25
But I read your previous stories and you do cheat on your wife with a guy...that guy you were helping...wtf???
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